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kaniehtiio:

G i v e a w a y   t i m e !
We, hythmknwy and kaniehtiio, haven’t done a giveaway in a while, and we love you guys a lot, so how better to rack up your anticipation for the up-coming Dragon Age game?! There will be three winners for this:

  • FIRST PLACE: Dragon Age: Inquisition Deluxe, a gaming art book (see below for selection) and a Pop! Vinyl figure of choice
  • SECOND PLACE: Dragon Age: Inquisition (regular version) and a Pop! Vinyl figure of choice
  • THIRD PLACE: a gaming art book (see below for selection) and a Pop! Vinyl figure of choice

HOW THIS IS GOING TO WORK:

  • This giveaway is international. If you win first or second place, we will pre-order your Dragon Age game from here. If your country is not included here, we will give you an Amazon gift card with funds equivalent to how much the game costs, and you can pre-order it yourself
  • You choose which console your game is for
  • If you have already pre-ordered Dragon Age, or you intend to purchase the Deluxe or Inquisitor’s Edition, we will give you an Amazon voucher equal to the value of the game so you can buy a different game
  • THIS PAGE shows the selection of art books we are willing to purchase as prizes
  • You may choose any Pop! Vinyl figure on Amazon (but preferably £15 or under)
  • (Please note that Dragon Age is released on different days for different countries. We also take no responsibility for any acts of God disturbing your punctual gaming experience, such as lateness in delivery, you missing the parcel, or an angry dragon eating the postman)

RULES

  • Must be following both hythmknwy and kaniehtiio!
  • To enter, reblog this post. The winners will be selected with a random number generator. Likes do not count, but you can reblog as much as you want
  • If you win and ask for an Amazon gift card, we expect you to at least buy a game, if only out of fairness and pure common decency (if you reblog this giveaway, please at least want DA:I)
  • When the giveaway is over, you must have your ask box open and respond within 48 hours
  • Obviously you have to be comfortable with giving us your address
  • You really should be 18+ but as long as your mum isn’t going to be after our blood we don’t really care
  • No giveaway blogs
  • Ends August 20th 2014 at midday GMT
  • Feel free to message us with any questions!

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Woman: Is there a problem, Officer? Officer: Ma’am, you were speeding. Woman: Oh, I see. Officer: Can I see your license please? Woman: I’d give it to you but I don’t have one.  Officer: Don’t have one? Woman: Lost it 4 times for drunk driving. Officer: I see…Can I see your vehicle registration papers please. Woman: I can’t do that. Officer: Why not? Woman: I stole this car. Officer: Stole it? Woman: Yes, and I killed and hacked up the owner. Officer: You what? Woman: His body parts are in plastic bags in the trunk if you want to see. The Officer looks at the woman, slowly backs away to his car, and calls for back up. Within minutes 5 police cars circle the car. A senior officer slowly approaches the car, clasping his half drawn gun. Officer 2: Ma’am, could you step out of your vehicle please! The woman steps out of her vehicle. Woman: Is there a problem sir? Officer 2: One of my officers told me that you have stolen this car and murdered the owner. Woman: Murdered the owner? Officer 2: Yes, could you please open the trunk of your car, please. The woman opens the trunk, revealing nothing but an empty trunk. Officer 2: Is this your car, ma’am? Woman: Yes, here are the registration papers. The first officer is stunned. Officer 2: One of my officers claims that you do not have a driving license. The woman digs into her handbag and pulls out a clutch purse and hands it to the officer. The officer snaps open the clutch purse and examines the license. He looks quite puzzled. Officer 2: Thank you ma’am, one of my officers told me you didn’t have a license, that you stole this car, and that you murdered and hacked up the owner. Woman: Betcha the lying bastard told you I was speeding too.

that was a wild ride

hipster-trichster:

2makeyewsmile:

Woman: Is there a problem, Officer?

Officer: Ma’am, you were speeding.

Woman: Oh, I see.

Officer: Can I see your license please?

Woman: I’d give it to you but I don’t have one.

Officer: Don’t have one?

Woman: Lost it 4 times for drunk driving.

Officer: I see…Can I see your vehicle registration papers please.

Woman: I can’t do that.

Officer: Why not?

Woman: I stole this car.

Officer: Stole it?

Woman: Yes, and I killed and hacked up the owner.

Officer: You what?

Woman: His body parts are in plastic bags in the trunk if you want to see.

The Officer looks at the woman, slowly backs away to his car, and calls for back up. Within minutes 5 police cars circle the car. A senior officer slowly approaches the car, clasping his half drawn gun.

Officer 2: Ma’am, could you step out of your vehicle
please!

The woman steps out of her vehicle.

Woman: Is there a problem sir?

Officer 2: One of my officers told me that you have stolen this car and murdered the owner.

Woman: Murdered the owner?

Officer 2: Yes, could you please open the trunk of your car, please.

The woman opens the trunk, revealing nothing but an empty trunk.

Officer 2: Is this your car, ma’am?

Woman: Yes, here are the registration papers.

The first officer is stunned.

Officer 2: One of my officers claims that you do not have a driving license.

The woman digs into her handbag and pulls out a clutch purse and hands it to the officer. The officer snaps open the clutch purse and examines the license. He looks quite puzzled.

Officer 2: Thank you ma’am, one of my officers told me you didn’t have a license, that you stole this car, and that you murdered and hacked up the owner.

Woman: Betcha the lying bastard told you I was speeding too.

that was a wild ride

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